February 2012
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When you're blogging, no one knows you're on the...
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Anonymous asked: I genuinely wanna have sex with you.
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51 Christian Friendly Words for Penis.
Satan scepter
God’s pinky finger
Twiddle rompus
Twaddle stick
Flesh sword
Rod of life
DNA rifle
Colorado spitting viper
Master dangle
Tadpole torpedo
Life muscle
Fleshy Roman spear
Sin stick
Johnson’s little fishing buddy
Love lure
Dwaddle vein
Zulu chucking spear (this is for black people)
Sin snake
Squirt dart
Malt-worm
Puking flesh weasel
Unmuzzled wagtail
Beefy...
Christian Friendly Words for Vagina.
Puff Pillow
Fish Cave
Baby Door
Eve’s Tunnel
Satan’s Doorbell (Clitoral muscle)
Reverse Blowhole
Skin Wand Scarf
Egg Crate
Bullet Wound
Sin Flower
Moist Camel Hump
Harpy Nest
Canker Blossom
Silk Barnacle
Flap Dragon
Clapper Claw
Birth Cavern
Flesh Wrap
DNA Catcher
Frothy Creek
Satan’s Trap
Sin Muscle
Folded Flesh Leaf
Harpoon Target
Slurpin’ Salmon
Devil’s Fun Slide
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davidcameronpretendingtobecommon:
David Cameron casually crosses the underground gap without the aid of his servant. So common. It’s almost as if he went to a comprehensive.
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davidcameronpretendingtobecommon:
David Cameron enjoys some shop-based banter. It’s cashier humour. You probably aren’t common enough to understand.
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